Eye of the Paeden & Live Listen of Season 1 Episode 1!
2 months ago
– Wed, Jul 29, 2026 at 11:00:40 AM
Thanks to all of you, we've officially crossed $1.8 MILLION!
That means Paeden has officially joined both the STL Pack and the Miniature Pack.
Now everyone can have a little Eye of the Tiger on their tabletop.
Next Stop: $1.9 Million
The dads have taught us many things.
Mostly what not to do.
At $1.9 million, we'll unlock a series of Quickstart Campaign Videos for Daddy Masters.
These videos are designed to help you get your campaign off the ground and start your Daddy Master career on the right foot.
We're Live Right Now!
The cast is hanging out in
Discord during the listen, so come say hi! We're keeping the episode itself commentary-free so everyone can enjoy it together.
We'll see you there!
You Kids Never Cease to Amaze Me.
2 months ago
– Mon, Jul 27, 2026 at 01:27:31 PM
Hope everyone had a great weekend!
We officially crossed $1.7 MILLION!
That means you've unlocked:
📋 $1.6 Million
The Intern Rogue Subclass
Doug has officially been promoted from "unpaid intern" to "playable subclass."
😈 $1.7 Million
Walter the Immoral Miniature
Walter the Immoral has joined both the STL Pack and the Miniature Pack.
Next Stop: $1.8 Million
We're getting close once again.
At $1.8 million, we'll unlock another miniature for both the STL Pack and the Miniature Pack...
Paeden. You know him. You probably hear his voice when you read his name.
Featured Add-On: The DM Screen
Being a
Daddy Master means knowing when to throw out the rules... and when to have the right ones within arm's reach.
The
Daddy Master Screen is packed with quick-reference tools to help you run your campaign, including important things like making combat suck less and generating NPC names for the characters you definitely planned for your party to become emotionally attached to.
Live Listen This Wednesday
The cast is going back to where it all began.
Join us for a Season 1, Episode 1 Live Listen on:
📅 Wednesday, July 29
🕚 11:00 AM PT
See you Wednesday!
Dice to Meet You 🤝
2 months ago
– Fri, Jul 24, 2026 at 12:29:42 PM
Happy Friday, dads!
First things first... Thanks to all of you, we blasted past $1.5 MILLION, which means brand new printable in-universe recipe cards have been unlocked! Get those grills warmed up. Dad cuisine is officially on the menu.
Next Stop: $1.6 Million
We're less than $20,000 away from our next stretch goal.
At $1.6 million, we'll unlock the Intern Subclass.
Because after everything Doug has done for the dads, it only felt right. Now YOU will be able to acquire a 6'2" corpse in about 15 seconds.
Roll Like a Dad
Every dad deserves dice that match their particular brand of bad decisions.
Our friends at
FanRoll Dice created four custom sets inspired by the dads:
🎸
Glenn Close - The dankest dice this side of Meth Bay.
🍺
Darryl Wilson - Built around a real barrel inclusion. Coach approved.
🌳 Henry Oak - Crunchy on the outside. Crunchier on the inside.
👖
Ron Stampler - Contains a tiny pair of pants. Business casual, of course.
Final Vote: Darryl's Mini
It's time to vote for Darryl's miniature pose!
Scroll to the bottom of this update and cast your vote. Your choice becomes the final sculpt!
Thanks again for an unbelievable week. Have a great weekend!
Now We're Cookin'.
2 months ago
– Thu, Jul 23, 2026 at 11:39:53 AM
Thanks to all of you, we've officially crossed $1.4 million!
That means
every Deluxe Edition book will now feature
sprayed edges.
Next Stop: $1.5 Million
At
$1.5 million, we'll unlock a set of
in-universe recipe cards inspired by the world of
Dungeons & Daddies.
Item Spotlight: The Fanny Pack
Convenient. Flashy. Almost guaranteed to earn you a spot on
DILFs of Disneyland. It also holds your stuff.
Patreon Reward Questions
We've gotten a few questions about claiming the exclusive Patreon supporter incentive.
If your BackerKit email address doesn't match your Patreon email address, the easiest solution is to update your BackerKit account so they match.
You can update your email address in your BackerKit account settings here:
If you'd rather not change your account email, no problem.
- Your Patreon email address
- Your BackerKit email address
As long as you've already pledged, they'll be able to add the Patreon incentive to your order. (They can't add rewards to a pledge that doesn't exist yet, so make sure you've backed the campaign first.)
Henry Needs Your Help
Today's miniature vote belongs to Henry Oak. Head down to the poll at the bottom of this update and let us know which Henry belongs on your table.
Again - holy smokes. Thank you! We're still applying steady, dad-appropriate peer pressure on Matt to let us use him getting a tattoo as a stretch goal. It's not looking good. Maybe we'll just do some feet stuff again.
Holy Smokes. We're Gonna Need More Stretch Goals...
2 months ago
– Wed, Jul 22, 2026 at 08:37:55 AM
How the frickin'-ding-dong-gosh-darn-dilly-willy-heckin'-shark-tooth-banana-chicanery-rootin'-tootin'-raspberry-frickin'-FUCK did you all raise $1.1 million in less than 24 hours?!
Holy smokes. Thank you.
You also blew through a whole stack of stretch goals before we could even catch our breath.
What's Next:
We've got more stretch goals cooking.
The team is hard at work putting them together, and we'll update the campaign page as soon as they're ready.
One thing we'd love to hear from you:
What content would you most like to see added to the sourcebook?
Let us know in the comments. We can't promise everything, but we'd love to hear what's on your wishlist.
24 Hours Left!
There's just
24 hours left to claim the exclusive
"Hi Early, I'm Dad" enamel pin.
Cast Your Vote
Today's miniature poll belongs to the one...
The only...
Ron Stampler. Businessman.
We've got a few pose ideas ready to go, but only one can become the final miniature.
Head to the poll at the bottom of this update and let us know which Ron belongs on your shelf.
We noticed a lot of our followers have no crowdfunding experience! If you know the drill, feel free to skip down to the poll. If not - get ready to learn!
New to Crowdfunding?
Crowdfunding is how projects like this come to life. Instead of one big investor, thousands of people come together to make it happen.
One important thing to know:
You won't be charged for your pledge, add-ons, or shipping until after the campaign ends.
How to Pledge
1. Create a BackerKit account
You'll need an account to pledge. It's also where you'll receive updates and manage your pledge throughout the campaign.
2. Choose your pledge
Pick the reward tier that's right for you.
3. Add anything extra
Want another set of dice? More books? You'll have the chance to add them before checking out.
4. Complete your pledge
Once that's done, you're officially along for the ride.
5. After the campaign ends
We'll send you a survey by email where you'll confirm your selections, update your shipping information, and make any final adjustments to your order.
(If you selected Pay Over Time, your survey will arrive after your final payment.)
Thanks again for an incredible launch day! Now if you'll excuse us, we have some stretch goals to cook.
